POEM FOR GETTING OLD / FUNNY

 SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

A row of bottles on the shelf
Caused me to analyze myself

One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop;

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake;

The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I am not;

The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain;

The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze;

The red pills, smallest of them all,
Go to my blood, lest I should fall;

The orange ones, so big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night;

Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

But what I really like to know......
Is what tells each one where to go!

KRISTENS PETS

 KRISTEN HAS NOW TWO DOGS AND I CAT. SHE HAS COOPER, DAISY AND NOT SURE OF CATS NAME YET.   WILL POST  PICTURES HERE.

LIFE / 2026

VALERIE FINALLY HAD HER KNEE SURGERY DONE

RANDY NEARLY CUT HIS FINGER OFF

PAUL, BUMPS SON, WIFE PASSED 

ROSCOE MY BROTHER PASSED 

FRANKIE WILL BE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD NEXT MONTH IN MARCH, AS WRITING THIS SHE IS NOW 101 IN THIS YEAR 2026

SARAH MY SISTER PASSED THE MONTH OF APRIL THIS  YEAR  2026

WE TODD KIDS ARE ALL GETTING OLD......LEFT TO CARRY ON IS JOE, DONNA, MYSELF AND BUMP.

PROBLEM TO SOLVE.....

 WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS .....BUT THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW SO THEY SAY

BEEN PUTTING OFF GOING TO DENTIST SINCE LOST MY FRONT BOTTOM TOOTH...AND SERIOUSLY DON'T WANNA GO. 😟

TENDER FEELINGS

       OF MY MARRIAGE TO YOUR DAD....I JUST WANT YOU CHILDREN TO KNOW THIS....

    "WITH ALL THE MEN ON THE EARTH , YOUR DAD WAS THE RIGHT ONE FOR ME''

     AND AT THIS TIME WE  HAVE BEEN MARRIED 64 YEARS 

       AND YES YOUR DAD AND I HAVE  BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE HAD A LONG SUSTAINING LOVE  FOR EACH OTHER ALL THESE YEARS.💖

PLEASE LISTEN TO OUR 50th WEDDING MUSIC AND FILM THAT SHERRY PUT TOGETHER FOR US..

IT REALLY DOES SAY IT ALL!

OLD SAYINGS

 THROWING THIS IN HERE ....WORDS USED LONG AGO

NO HANKY PANKY GOING ON....MAKING OUT

HE IS TALKING HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE...PREACHING

GONNA WEAR HIM OUT....[ GIVE HIM A WHIPPING]

WHERE THE DICKENS HAVE YOU BEEN..WHERE DID YOU GO

GO FETCH THAT......TO GO GET SOMETHING

WHERE DID THAT BOY SLIP OFF TO...LEFT US

I FLAT OUT TOLD HIM OR I GOT A NOTION TO TELL HIM... ..TO SPEAK UP

CONTANKEROUS.....CONTRARY

OKIE DOKIE .....AGREE TO DO  SOMETHING

HOKEY POKEY...A DANCE