POEM FOR GETTING OLD

 SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZENS

A row of bottles on the shelf
Caused me to analyze myself

One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop;

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake;

The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I am not;

The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain;

The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze;

The red pills, smallest of them all,
Go to my blood, lest I should fall;

The orange ones, so big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night;

Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

But what I�d really like to know......
Is what tells each one where to go!

KRISTENS PETS

 KRISTEN HAS NOW TWO DOGS AND I CAT. SHE HAS COOPER, DAISY AND NOT SURE OF CATS NAME YET.

ITS LIFE!

VALERIE FINALLY HAD HER KNEE SURGERY DONE

RANDY NEARLY CUT HIS FINGER OFF

PAUL, BUMPS SON, HIS.WIFE PASSED 

ROSCOE MY BROTHER PASSED LAST MONTH 

FRANKIE WILL BE ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD NEXT MONTH

LIFE IS MOVING ON ....WE TODD KIDS ARE ALL GETTING OLD

SAD

 I AM WORRIED BECAUSE I AM AFRAID WILL LOSE ALL MY BLOG.  LOST ONE ENTRY TONIGHT. 😢

PROBLEM TO SOLVE.....

 WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS .....BUT THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMORROW SO THEY SAY

BEEN PUTTING OFF GOING TO DENTIST SINCE LOST MY FRONT BOTTOM TOOTH...AND SERIOUSLY DON'T WANNA GO. 😟

TENDER FEELINGS

       OF MY MARRIAGE TO YOUR DAD....I JUST WANT YOU CHILDREN TO KNOW THIS....

    "WITH ALL THE MEN ON THE EARTH , YOUR DAD WAS THE RIGHT ONE FOR ME''

      AND AT THIS TIME WE  HAVE BEEN  MARRIED 64 YEARS , 

       AND YES YOUR DAD AND I HAVE  BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE HAD ALONG SUSTAINING LOVE  FOR ALL THESE YEARS.💖

OLD SAYINGS

 THROWING THIS IN HERE ....WORDS USED LONG AGO

NO HANKY PANKY GOING ON....MAKING OUT

HE IS TALKING HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE...PREACHING

GONNA WEAR HIM OUT....[ G IVE HIM A WHIPPING]

WHERE THE DICKENS HAVE YOU BEEN..WHERE DID YOU GO

GO FETCH THAT......TO GET SOMETHING

WHERE DID THAT BOY SLIP OFF TO...LEFT US

I FLAT OUT TOLD HIM OR I GOT A NOTION TO TELL HIM... ..TO SPEAK WORDS

CONTANKERORUS.....CONTRARY

OKIE DOKIE .....AGREE TO SOMETHING

HOKEY POKEY...A DANCE